Monday, October 22, 2018

We Talk About Bait And Tackle

By Anthony Anderson


First off, before you judge, there are many meanings to this baiting and tackling. For one thing, the innocent part of this term literally means the honest to God equipment needed when fishing is involved. Obviously. But in case you decide to look it up and find this definition on it in Urban Dictionary, do not engage. There are so many lewd meanings in it that it gets you laughing and have this migraine because humans are just so exasperating. Anyway, here is Bait And Tackle Dryden Ontario Canada.

So basically, if you do not have something that entices the fish to take a bite out of what is obviously a path to their demise, then you will not get any of them right into your bucket. Not to worry since there are all kinds of different baits for you to choose. Maybe even all the different flavors will seduce them into biting your hook.

To be honest, anything can be used as some sort of tackle as long as you are brave enough. Wink wink. No, in all seriousness, there are many varieties about this. If we were to make examples, there are tackle boxes, waders, traps, gaffs, nets, spears, lures, baits, reels, rods, floats, sinkers, lines, and hooks.

Then there is this gear that is all attached to at the end of the fishing line. That thing is called a terminal tackle, apparently. Again, there is a lot of variety on this and they are clevises, spinners, blades, spoons, beads, snaps, wire and split rings, floats, sinkers, swivels, leaders, and hooks also.

Kind of embarrassing, really. Also just a bit manipulative. Okay, it is VERY manipulative. Why not just straight out to talk to them or send them a private message? That is arguably a better alternative than posting it in public where the replies will be seen by everyone else on the freaking platform. No smoothness at all.

When you were a kid, have you ever thought how stupid fish are from watching all those cartoons about them biting the hook and getting grilled right after? First of all, why would they take a nibble out of that obvious trap in the first place? Oh, something super enticing and mysterious is right in front of me, better take a bite just to see if it is worth it.

See the point? And then, okay, assuming that since they are animals, they cannot help but be seduced by the smell and they literally chomp the bit. When the fisher dude starts pulling and they get dangerously close to the surface, which by the way equals to imminent death, why did they just, oh maybe, let go?

You know what is meant here if you are a child of the internet. And kissing the posterior of someone figuratively is a bit frowned upon these days because it already is 2018 and straightforwardness is much more appreciated. Anything cheesy and a bit manipulative is just a tiny bit repulsive at this point.

Regardless, the point of this topic is that be careful when you search the term tackle and bait. Or the other way around. We only explained the most innocent definition. There are worse ones out there.




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