Sunday, January 24, 2016

The Best Conspiracy Theory Parodies Revealed

By Michael Kelly


Is the world really what it appears to be? Confidently armed with what you consider to be the truth, someone says something that blows the truth out of existence. A website, politician or journalist connects a dot that leaves you baffled, wondering where you have been all this time. You even become doubtful of your own existence. These are some of the conspiracy theory parodies that refuse to go away.

Something happened in 1969. A man by the name Neil Armstrong is said to have been the first man to step on the moon. What remain unexplained are the details of an image released by the government. The flag appears to be flapping under the influence of some wind. The shadows cast more doubt on the legitimacy of that narrative. It appears that the world was sucked into the supremacy battles of the sixties and has never recovered.

1950s is considered to be the decade when nations experienced prosperity in economy, science, music and other aspects. This is far from the truth. The atheists rose and waged a tough war for recognition. Communism was also fully developed and began to take root in different parts around the world. Albert Einstein was also disapproved for claiming that he had discovered the smallest particle.

Why is the Titanic so popular for sinking yet so many other ships are lying on the ocean floor? The narrative gives the story away as a Hollywood movie script. In fact, the details become clear when you consider the stories told by survivors. Their memory is too vivid for an event that took place when they were toddlers.

A highly sophisticated and sufficiently large aircraft like the Malaysian flight MH370 disappears without trace? Someone has got to be kidding. In a world where technology reigns supreme, someone somewhere knows the truth yet is keeping it away from people. Even the appearance of a mold laden wing on the Indian Ocean shores was part of a bigger conspiracy. Why has there not been any other debris? Someone in this world must be determining what the truth is for the rest of the naive billions.

The longest running and most effective conspiracy regards Jews. The world is running on a Jews born god who the native local Jews have no idea about. People are tithing in billions, controlling trillions and even going to heaven yet local Jews in Israel are as clueless as infants. This is the best conspiracy ever.

A replay of 9/11 feels like a movie. There is no way the Twin Towers could have collapsed in that manner. They were not made of sand. Further more, the people purported to have been responsible were too primitive to coordinate such a sophisticated attack. Make a personal judgment.

Someone beyond Jesus must have resurrected. Tupac Shakur keeps making purported appearances from time to time. To solve this mystery, the next person who photographs him making a drive by should follow him to know his address. The only explanation could be that he resurrected like Jesus or has become an alien.




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